Need something fashionable to carry around your Pokemon cards and bright pink lipstick? We have JUST the bags for you. Including frogs, bacon, unicorns and oh so much more. Screw Gucci knockoffs, you'd much rather carry around a poodle purse!

You've got to hold your pants up somehow, right? So may as well suck it up and buy a cool belt buckle to go along with that old ratty belt you've been wearing since 8th grade. And remember, the bigger the better. Chicks go nuts for enormous, bulky pieces of metal on your waistline!

Buttons, buttons, get your buttons! Whether you want a nice steak pin to cover up that blood stain that you got last night from the drunken bar fight with your neighbors ex-cousin or maybe a zombie pin to add to that button collection you've got going on your purse. Whatever your motive, we've got 'em all!

Eyewear is the new bling. Everybody is rockin' shades or glasses of some sort these days. Maybe you want to disguise your identity with a new pair of shades or perhaps you just want some fashionable nerd glasses? There is NOTHING wrong with wearing glasses. In fact, a lot of people look better with glasses than without. Sad, but true.

Everybody needs to wear shoes, and if it's super cold where you live then you might need to wear stuff on your hands too. Being the multi-faceted store that we are, we accommodate your little toes and fingers with our awesome products.

In the market for a sweet hat? Well it's your lucky day! We've got your head covered (hah, literally) with our sweet selection of hats. Maybe you're an aspiring commie and rocking a hammer and sickle logo on your forehead just seems like a good idea. We think it's a great idea. So that's why we sell it!

Jewelry is pretty, functional, and awesome if it comes from Merch-Bot. Maybe you want a zombie necklace? Yes? Well it's your lucky freekin' day! We've got just the thing for you. Not all jewelry has to be expensive and come from a mall store to be fashionable.

Patchey patches. Perfect for covering up the holes in those jeans you've had since middle school and can't bear to throw away. Or maybe you just want to pretend you had a hole and actually buy everything new. Whatever, the motive behind your patch fetish is not our problem.

Tattoos are rockin'. And permanent. That permanent bit is the scary part, so if you're anything like the staff here at Merch-Bot you just cover yourselves in fake tattoos! Yes! That way you can have the cool "I got this when I was drunk in my friends living room" story, but they don't have to know that it comes off in the shower. Instant cool points.

Even if you only have a dollar to your name you still need something cool to carry that precious dollar around in. Maybe you made a sweet duct tape wallet when you were a kid, or got creative and made one out of old records. But I'll betchya you've never had a ninja wallet before now have you? Didn't think so.