Air fresheners are a great way to make a subliminal statement while driving. They're also a great way to make your car smell better and mask the smell of dirty clothes and week old hamburgers that you've got lying around on the floor of your beat up Honda hatchback. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone. But we do recommend buying something to make your car smell at least a little bit better.

Turn the "Mommm, I got an owwie" into a thrilled "Cool! Mom gave me a bacon bandaid!!!" Adults, children, and even hairless pets can enjoy our wide selection of awesome bandages. Maybe you're not into bacon and you're more of a fairy person, that's cool we've got them too. Or pickles? Sushi? Pirates? Seriously, we've got them all. You can thank us later.

Bathrooms can become neglected areas of a house where all that you really have in there is toilet paper and the latest cologne that is supposed to make chicks fall in love with you. Well here's a though, maybe instead of buying some generic bath mat to wipe your little footsies on how about you rev up your bathroom style with some Merch-Bot flair?

We LOVE kitchen stuff. Whether you're in the market for a bottle opener, oven mitt, ice cube trays, sushi trays, toothpick holder, or about a billion (ok, not literally) other awesome and functional kitchen items, you will not be disappointed! Kitchen stuff is fun, useful, and totally in right now.

Are you the mom who makes her kids take their lunch to school? Well how about giving them a sweet lunchbox to protect that lovingly made PB & J from the lunchtime bullies. Or maybe you have a huge bubblegum collection and need to carry around all of your different flavors. Whatever floats your boat, we're just here to serve. What you put in our lunch boxes is not our business.

Revamp that old, boring keychain with a sweet novelty addition. How about an ear? Yeah, an ear. Like an ear ring. Or a Bee-Otch keychain from that awesome Transformers movie? Keychains are a great way to personalize your keys so that when you lose them at a drunken party you can call the next day and say "Hey dude, did you find the keys with the ear attached?" They will know exactly which ones they are.

Sometimes you need to be serious. Maybe you work in an office and are a slave to the corporate world. Well that doesn't mean you need to be a boring old stick in the mud. We've got tons of great, funny, functional office supplies too! Like zombie folders...

Need tape? Magnets? A calendar? A doorstopper? A clock? A vacuum? A battery eater? A flyswatter? A head massager? Yes. We have it all. Whoever said Merch-Bot was only a novelty store was sorely mistaken because even though this stuff is novel in idea it's totally useful in functionality.

Are you throwing a party any time soon? Maybe you'd like to rock out with some cool Merch-Bot party gear. Ice trays, wine lines, swizzle sticks, we're down with it all. We fully encourage partying! Here at Merch-Bot life is a constant party, only with tons of work instead of alcohol and novelty straws.