Merch Bot - We sell stupid stuff

Skip to Main Content »

Search Site
Welcome to Merch Bot

You're currently on:

Category Navigation:

Our customer service is available from 9:30 a.m. through 3 p.m. PST. Call us at (360) 543-5364.

Popular Tags

View All Tags

Newsletter

Newsletter
 

Wine Lines - Wine Descriptions

More Views

Wine Lines - Wine Descriptions

Be the first to review this product

Availability: In stock.

$ 5.95
Add Items to Cart
OR

Product Description

Wine is fun. I love wine. And if you're not drinking alone or out of the bottle, wine tags are really handy.

The usual kind are beaded or jeweled in some way, but those are for sissies. We have wine ID tags in every color - from off-white to yellow to baby poop green.

The tags have words on them that could describe wines or people, twelve to choose from: sturdy, opulent, rich, supple, immature, overpriced, volatile, vintage, earthy, compact, ripe, and formidable. Here's an idea - you could mix and match them to create a mood for yourself, such as overpriced and formidable, or rich and volatile.

That's probably what I would do after I got through my first bottle.

Additional Information

Themes Party, For Your Kitchen

You may also be interested in the following product(s)

Ice Princess Sippers

Ice Princess Sippers
$ 8.95

Ice Invaders - Ice Cube Tray

Ice Invaders - Ice Cube Tray
$ 8.95

Gin and Titonic Ice Tray

Gin and Titonic Ice Tray
$ 9.95

FossilICED

FossilICED
$ 8.95

Ice Kabobs

Ice Kabobs
$ 7.95

Cool Shooters - shot glass ice cube trays

Cool Shooters - shot glass ice cube trays
$ 10.95

Product Tags

Add Your Tags:
Use spaces to separate tags. Use single quotes (') for phrases.
 

Related Products

Check items to add to the cart or select all

  1. Wine Monkeys
    Wine Monkeys
    $ 15.95
    Add to Wishlist
  2. Wine Lines - Reviews
    Wine Lines - Reviews
    $ 5.95
    Add to Wishlist
  3. Wine Lines - Drunken States
    Wine Lines - Drunken States
    $ 5.95
    Add to Wishlist
  4. Beer Belt - Six Pack Holster
    Beer Belt - Six Pack Holster
    $ 9.95
    Add to Wishlist

My Cart

You have no items in your shopping cart.

Compare Products

You have no items to compare.

Store Hours

STORE HOURS
11 a.m. - 6 p.m. Monday through Saturday
12 p.m. - 5 p.m. on Sunday

Something for nothing!

Free shipping for bumper stickers
We ship our exclusive stickers to any US address FREE!
Some exceptions apply.

Twitter-bot

MERCH-BOT: Do Ur finger need more character? Finger puppets are key. Open Ur mind to the opportunities of pretending with digits. http://bit.ly/a9R8d0
Mar 11 @ 11:09 AM
MERCH-BOT: Underpants for your head!!! Undercaps are RAD and we have them, check it. http://bit.ly/dmBNSt
Mar 10 @ 04:00 PM
MERCH-BOT: We're out of Roller Betty Tix. You'll have to try your luck at the door this weekend. But that doesn't mean you can't come visit us anyway!
Mar 10 @ 01:16 PM

Stay crazy current, subscribe!

Keep your eyes open for our special Back to School items and save A LOT!
get information and directions to our retail store in Bellingham, WA

Community Poll

Who would win in a fight?
 
 
 
 
 
 

Help Us to Keep Magento Healthy - Report All Bugs (ver. 1.3.2.4)
© 2007 Merch Bot LLC. All Rights Reserved.