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Most or the shirt designs you see on our site are created by us. Our t-shirts are printed on brand-name tees. Usually Jerzees 5.5-oz tees, but sometimes we use Gildan, Hanes or Port and Company. If we use a specialty brand or style (such as American Apparel), that will be mentioned in the product description.
Nothing can replace a comfy hoody and a cup of coffee on a cold winters day. Especially if that hoody comes from Merch-Bot and features a radical Hammer and Sickle logo, or maybe a picture of broccoli. No? That's not doing it for you? What about a zombie meat cuts diagram? Yeah, you're a sucker for zombies aren't ya.
Ladies need clothing too. And while the whole wearing your boyfriends shirt can be very cute, sometimes women like to wear something with a little bit more style. Don't worry chicks, we've got ya covered. Show off your femininity with a sexy tanktop, boy beater, or flattering short sleeve shirt.
Fun for the little dudes! So lets say that two people got together and both totally adored zombies. Well what if one night they accidentally spawned a child in the heat of the moment? What's the little dude to wear? Never fear! Merch-Bot is here! And we love kids (No, not like that).
 

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MERCH-BOT: wants to remind everyone that we are open late for Art Walk tonight. Stop by and have a laugh, laughs are always free.
Jul 3 @ 05:44 PM
MERCH-BOT: wants to inform the world that we have our infamous BUTT FACE towels and soap back in stock! YESSSS! Get yours before we sell out again.
Jul 3 @ 02:59 PM
MERCH-BOT: Its warm, and Merchbot has your back! All ladies tank-tops are 20% off, today only. High fives are always free!
Jul 2 @ 10:57 AM

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