Forget wrapping up your presents in newspaper! Yes, using the Sunday funnies was cute about 10 years ago before we realized you just forgot to buy gift wrap. So suck it up this time and buy some cool wrapping paper. No, we won't teach you how to wrap your presents.

Everything is better with tape wrapped around it. Especially if the tape features jesus, sausages, or anything else random. Don't believe us? See for yourself.

You may have noticed that Merch-Bot is slightly obsessed with poop. And while not all of the monkeys employed here think that it's the greatest stuff in the world there is definitely a market for human waste. Gross right? Well how about CARDS that have poo on them? Totally gross. You love them.

These greeting cards make people burst into laughter in the greatest of ways. They're honest, brutal, sarcastic, and totally awesome. Maybe Hallmark just doesn't do it for you and you want something a little more true to life. Well, you found it. Perfect for Bithdays, Anniversaries, Holidays, or any occasion.

More awesome greeting cards with cool colors and cute illustrations. Maybe you really love someone and want to give them a nice card but the thought of a pink and white scriptey looking hearts and bows card makes you want to turn around and run. These cards are perfect. Sarcastic, honest, and maybe a little rude but still sweet.

Jolly Nice Cards is the coolest card company on our site. Why? Because it's owned by a guy who's located right in the home town of our humble retail store. He graces us with his marvelous cards and we in turn sell them to you! The spiffy old style illustrations and funny, British humor make for some really awesome cards.

Roooobboooottssss! Just what you've been looking for, right? Some sweet, vintage, robot/spaceship style cards. Well look no further, we've got a whole selection of awesome old school artwork featuring robots, space, and other old, awesome memorabilia.

Maybe you aren't into gross, mean, sarcastic cards and you just dig cool weird artwork. We've got you covered for that too. These cards have a cool asian-style print on them and are great for any occasion.