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Monthly Doo Cards

Monthly Doo Cards

You may have noticed that Merch-Bot is slightly obsessed with poop. And while not all of the monkeys employed here think that it's the greatest stuff in the world there is definitely a market for human waste. Gross right? Well how about CARDS that have poo on them? Totally gross. You love them.

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MERCH-BOT: @invisibledork all gone. You may be able to get it at baconfreak.com
Mar 12 @ 04:03 AM
MERCH-BOT: Do Ur finger need more character? Finger puppets are key. Open Ur mind to the opportunities of pretending with digits. http://bit.ly/a9R8d0
Mar 11 @ 11:09 AM
MERCH-BOT: Underpants for your head!!! Undercaps are RAD and we have them, check it. http://bit.ly/dmBNSt
Mar 10 @ 04:00 PM

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