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Ceramic Smoking Baby

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As seen on Glenn Beck (I can't believe we're advertising that)!

Sometimes there are things that just should never be. However, they can exist in a ceramic world and the context then becomes hillarious. This ceramic smoking baby actually smokes cigarettes! ( Pretty f'd up, huh?) 3" Baby comes packaged with a full pack of "Magic Dragon" imitation cigarettes... which I don't think is a real brand of smokes. YOU should not try to smoke one. Neither should your baby.

The Cigarettes are actually nontoxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper.

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