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Finally! We've all been waiting for this product, and it is finally here.
No more side swiping parked cars or running into things while you're too busy to pay attention. This air freshener protects you from yourself so you can watch the road.
It comes with a helpful hands-off picture and a warning highlighted in yellow.
As you probably guessed, the anti-masturbatory air freshener scent is sunflower.
Naturally.

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