Freshen up your breath and look cool at the same time! We carry a huge assortment of quirky breath sprays for your amusement and refreshment. Maybe you want to look and feel Canadian instantly? Or understand your mother? We've got a spray for every occasion. Except "become a merchbot employee" that requires special training that goes beyond breath spray.

Chewing gum is awesome, it freshens your breath and also works the muscles under your chin so that when you get old and your skin starts to sag maybe you won't have as much of a double chin as non-gum chewers. And we've got some wonderfully packaged gum that is sure to make you smile (utilizing even more facial muscles! Yes!)

Not everybody is born with silky smooth lips. Ok, well maybe we are born with them but after a dozen years of letting them be exposed to pollution, cigarettes, and boxed TV dinners they might be less than smooth. So we've rounded up an assortment of wonderful lip balms that are perfect for anybody and any occasion.

Magnets are almost as cool as buttons. If you think of your fridge as an extension of your whole being then really you're accessorizing whenever you put a new magnet on it. You know that you want to impress your friends, and while the solitary jar of mustard and half a 6 pack or PBR might not be enough to win their admiration, a cool magnet set on the outside certainly will!

Ahh the infamous mustache. People have been obsessed with mustaches ever since pedophiles and creepy old men began wearing them. They make you look dirty, weird, and very unattractive. Which is why we love them so much! Pretty is so not in anymore.