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Lip Balm

Not everybody is born with silky smooth lips. Ok, well maybe we are born with them but after a dozen years of letting them be exposed to pollution, cigarettes, and boxed TV dinners they might be less than smooth. So we've rounded up an assortment of wonderful lip balms that are perfect for anybody and any occasion.

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  1. Go Intercourse Yourself Lip Balm

    Go Intercourse Yourself Lip Balm
    $ 5.95

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  2. Total Bitch Lip Balm

    Total Bitch Lip Balm
    $ 5.95

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  3. Absinthe Lip Balm

    Absinthe Lip Balm
    $ 4.95

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