Bacon Lollipops
They're swirly and sweet! They taste like cured meat! They're Bacon Lollipops!
$4.95
Categories: Candy & Gum Django
Oh, Bacon Lollipop. Granter of meaty wishes. Fulfiller of cured, smokey dreams. You’ve always wanted to eat candy for breakfast and now you can!
Not… that… it’ll be any thing resembling a balanced breakfast, but you’re an adult now and NO ONE CAN STOP YOU. And really, isn’t that the point?
Just remember to brush your teeth – those suckers are permanent now.
We know the bacon flavor is convincing, but these lollipops contain no meat – these guys are safe for your vegetarian friends, too!




