Bendable Mr. Bacon

$4.95

The Bendable Mr. Bacon is here. He has arrived. You may bow if you want. He looks like bacon but bends like a… um… bendable object. The perfect toy for any bacon lover to put on their desk or carry around with them in their school backpack.

But don’t take our word for it, listen to what this fine Victorian gentleman had to say when he encountered the stunning Mr. Bacon at a social event:

Mr. Bacon, how DO you do, sir? You are certainly the most stunning and delightful spectacle, I do say. Oh and what’s that? You bend at the arms and legs and are made of fine rubbery substance? Well, I do admit you are a wonderful creature. Oh Mr. Bacon, how ever did I live without you for so long?!”

Ok, so a fine Victorian gentleman might not have said that, but how do we know what they said. For all we know, one MIGHT have said that and no one was around to hear. So there.

Tech Specs: This guy is made of soft, bendy vinyl and stands 5-5/8″ tall. His arms and legs bend, and we’re pretty sure you can’t live without him.”