In 1928 a bold and beautiful man by the name of H.P. Lovecraft created a literary deity that has since then, become an underground sensation, known as Cthulhu. Imprisoned in the South Pacific sea, in the house of R’lyeh, Cthulhu is the constant source of mankind’s anxiety on an unconscious level, establishing himself as a malevolent being, worshipped by bad people.
Join the evil cult of Cthulhu by bending the knee and giving fealty to the Great Old One. Show the world your new found allegiance with this tentacle wrapped bumper sticker, and together chant “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”
Translated to “In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”
Now realistically that is a mouthful and unless you practice linguistics you might need some help so I’ve been kind enough to help you out with that.