Grandpa Sanitary Mouth Mask

Slip on this Grandpa Sanitary Mouth Mask and become instantly ancient!

$3.95

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By the time you’ve been around for ninety years, you’ll probably have acquired a pretty healthy respect for germs. You’ll hopefully have learned to wash your hands frequently when you’re sick, to sneeze into the crook of your elbow instead of on strangers, and to stay home from work when you really should take a sick day.

If one of your goals is to live a life so long and storied that eventually your real face looks as ancient and wrinkled as this Grandpa Sanitary Mouth Mask, paying attention to your health is good place to start.

If one of your goals is to wear a silly face mask that makes you look pretty freakin’ old, this isn’t a bad place to start, either.