Uncooked Greeting Card - Not that I do weird things...

Everybody does some weird stuff. You know it's true.

$3.95

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Categories: Greeting Cards

Tags: greeting cards friendship

Everyone has secrets that they would prefer the general public not to know. Not necessarily like “i killed someone when i was a kid and have been battling nightmarish memories ever since” but maybe more like ” when i’m bored sometimes i make up songs about my dog and sing them into his mouth.”

Front of Card: “not that i do weird things like bleach my lip hair or pee on myself in the shower but if i did you’re the only person i would tell.”

Card is blank inside and comes with a blue envelope that fits the card perfectly.