Jumbo Handlebar Mustache

$6.95

Categories: Masks & Costumes

Tags: mustaches costumes

Well… it happened. We all knew it would come to this. The battle between our natural God given mustaches and those created by the mustache artisans over at Accoutrements in Seattle has reached a fever pitcher. We grew mustaches so they made removable and reusable ones. We waxed ours so that they curled at the ends and they built one with a wire that made it possible to bend it into any shape you want.

Well this bad boy is the next step in the mustache arms race. It’s big… really big coming in at 16 inches long it is bound to dominate any other mustache that you may run into out there. It also has some great features that render it superior to even some of the best natural mustaches. For one it has an internal wire which lets you shape it anyway you like. You can be really creative with it or maybe go for that classic understated look that all the ladies will be lusting after this season. Another great feature is the soft rubber clip that attaches this magnificent piece of engineering to your nose. It allows you to take it off when eating soup or pizza or when you go into parts of town that don’t take kindly to the mustachioed, because let me tell you, there are parts of town that are less accepting of our kind. Finally it is BIG I mean REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG, and isn’t that what really matters in choosing a mustache?