Liquid Ass

By far the MOST DISGUSTING thing that we sell.

$7.95

Categories: Gags & Pranks

Tags: gross stink bombs farts pranks

There have been a lot of things in my life that have grossed me out or made me nauseated; I’ve had middle aged men hit on me, I once heard my parents having sex, I’ve changed baby diapers, I’ve even bathed an elderly person, but nothing… NOTHING…. comes close to describing how horrendously disgusting this product is. There are no words or comparisons that could describe it. Liquid ass is more vile and gut wrenching than even a name like liquid ass could do justice to.

I have no idea what is in this stuff, which is probably for the best, but it captures the essence of swampy, rank, rotten ass perfectly. Comes in a mist or stream bottle and, even though I wouldn’t wish this on even my worst enemy, can be used for a multitude of disgusting and distasteful jokes.

November 2011 update!

If you have used this stuff before you may recall the smell of it leaking out of the package. That no longer happens! It is now packed in a clamshell plastic and the bottle no longer reeks. Hooray!