Nose Pencil Sharpener

Size:: 2-1/2″ (6.4 cm) long
Material:: Plastic Nose, Metal Sharpener

Finally, a reason to stick a pencil up your nose!

$2.95

Categories: Nick Office & School Supplies

Tags: noses gross pencil sharpeners office school

Nothing is worse than a dull pencil. Except maybe having a number 2 pencil stuck in your brain.

My mother used to tell us not to stick things in our nose, because we could stab ourselves in the brain. I’m pretty sure that would take the kind of dedication a toddler inherently lacks, but still, who wants to find out? It’s just not a very good idea to stick a pencil in your nose. UNTIL NOW.

This Nose Pencil Sharpener is hilarious and practical. Just stick your wooden pencil in the appropriate, sharpener-side nostril, twist gently, and voila! A perfectly pointed pencil with none of the sticky, snotty mess.

Special Bonus: With a pencil inserted, you can hold the Nose Pencil Sharpener up to your own nose and make really impressively stupid faces!