Phil Rose Card: Mrs. Hathaway and her Crack Cocaine

Dear old Mrs Hathaway and her crack cocaine habit are finally exposed!

$3.95

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Card reads, The popularity of her ‘crack cocaine’ amongst the town’s children had allowed Mrs. Hathaway to purchase a noble steed as well as several of the finest hats the local milliners could produce.”

Two things come to mind when reading this: First and foremost what the hell is a “milliner”? God tells me it’s ” a hatter who designs, makes, sells or trims hats and dresses.” Learn something new every day.

Thing two, why would you spend hard earned drug money on horses and hats? Horses are dirty and messy and smelly, and hats are boring and used simply to cover up bad hair. So obviously this Mrs. Hathaway character had bad hair and a thing for dirty, smelly mammals. What a loser.

The inside of the card is blank and it comes with a white envelope.”