Remember Everyone You've Ever Slept With Breath Spray

Size:: .25 fl oz. / 7.5 ml
Flavor:: Peppermint

Avoid awkward public encounters with the Remember Everyone You've Ever Slept With Breath Spray!

$5.95

Categories: Breath Sprays

Tags: breath sprays sluts sex

It’s a hard thing, remembering who you’ve slept with. We’ve all had that experience of running into someone who we’ve slept with during a drunk encounter during college and thought, Oh my god, I think I slept with this person but I don’t remember their name!” Maybe it happens a lot, maybe it has yet to happen to you and you need this breath spray so that it never does!

There is no shame in forgetting who you made sweet, sweet love to. Sometimes forgetting is better. But when you really need to remember simply spritz a dash of this peppermint flavored spray into your mouth and voila! Suddenly the stranger has a name. Perfect.

Pssst. This doesn’t ACTUALLY work, if it did it would cost a lot more than $5.95, but it’s an awesome, amusing concept and a great joke gift!