Royal Flesh T-Shirt

The Royal Flesh zombie family of anatomical hearts will beat a regular old royal flush any day!

$19.95 — $22.95

$17.95

You save $2.00 — $5.00 (10% — 22%)!

Categories: T-Shirts

Tags: zombies cards gambling

Political Commentary? Death Fetishization? Anti Gambling Statement? A cool shirt that has got the zombie fever?

All of these could be true depending on your point of view. But what is certain is that this is our new shirt of the month for July 2011, and it is one great shirt. It has original artwork by our buddy Adam Mills beautifully silkscreened onto a high-quality black shirt. There is not much else to say about this shirt, other than you should buy one while we got them!

You should buy this shirt if:

• You like zombies.
• You like cards.
• You like gambling.
• You know someone who has a gambling problem.
• You dislike monarchies.
• You like cool shirts.
• You do not currently wear shirts, but would like to start.
• You came into a large amount of money and would like to give a small amount of said money to Merch Bot.
• You have wasted your valuable time reading this ridiculous list of reasons and do not currently fit into any of these categories, but could see yourself fitting into one in the future.