Shark Attack! Porcelain Mug
- 3 1/4″ Tall, Holds 12.5 Oz., 3 1/4″ Tall, Holds 12.5 Oz.
- Porcelain, Porcelain
The Shark Attack! Porcelain Mug: Just when you thought it was safe to have a cup of coffee.
Categories: Kitchen Meghan
Tags: sharks mugs kitchen
Every year, an average of only 60 shark attacks are reported, but that number is bound to rise now that the ocean’s own apex predator has claimed a new hunting ground – your morning coffee!
Mad with power from getting their own theme-song and Discovery Channel Week, these breakfast-time predators strike you at your most vulnerable – before your morning caffeine infusion. To make matters worse, there have been unconfirmed shark sightings in mugs of Earl Grey, Chai, and hot chocolate (with AND without marshmallows). Is nothing sacred?
This white porcelain mug looks perfectly innocuous from the outside. Your friends won’t know what’s happening until it’s TOOOO LAAAATE. SAVE YOURSELF!