Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler

Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler is the perfect reminder that bacon reigns supreme in the meat world.

$9.95

Tags: dashboard nodders bacon meat car accessories

There are few that would argue (excluding vegetarians and vegans, sorry guys/gals) that an edible substance exists that tastes better than bacon. I can actually only think of a few ways that bacon could be improved, one of which would include having it served to me by the pig it was carved out of.

Yeah, so, it’s a little twisted, but clearly I’m not the only individual who has dreamt of this fantasy. I give you, Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler. Dedicated to the sweet taste of himself, he wiggles and jiggles on your dashboard, a constant reminder of the succulent flavor you could be enjoying.

Why have a dashboard Hula Girl or even a dashboard Jesus when you can have a pig carving his own deliciousness in your favor?

Standing at 5in and weighing in at just under 7oz, Slicey comes with a portrayal of his home away from home, a cardboard Butcher Shop. Enjoy Slicey in all his glory as he bobs about, basking in the light coming through your windshield.