Uncooked Greeting Card - Take Your Birthday Presents

This birthday card lets that special someone know your diabolical plan for taking all their presents! MUAHAHAH!

$3.95

Categories: Greeting Cards

Tags: birthday greeting cards cards

Front: If I ruled the world, I’d make a rule that said everyone had to give you a birthday present. Then I’d take all your presents and leave you for dead.”

Inside: “Happy Birthday”