Zombie Survival Guide Poster

Information is your biggest tool in the fight against Zombies! Refer to the Zombie Survival Guide Poster for valuable zombie slaying information.

$7.95

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Whether you want to admit it or not, the zombies are coming. Maybe not this decade, maybe not in our lifetimes, but some day there will be flesh eating villains all over this land. At least, that’s one school of thought.

This poster will help you survive the impending Zombie Apocalypse and also make your dorm room look really cool while you lay on your back and study the advice. Here’s a piece of wonderful knowledge taken straight from the poster:

Fire has very little effect on zombies. However, almost all zombies will investigate it and therefore it may be useful as a distraction.”

And another tidbit:

Zombies do not sense pain, therefore any attack not directed at the brain or legs will be useless.

This stuff is useful, man. Read up. Save yourself. Poster measures 24″ by 36″ and is rolled up for shipment.