Nerdy stuff pwns gross stuff. You know it's true. You like binary, you own every issue of Superman, and you have no idea what designer clothing is but you can build your own computer... We love you. And you love us because we have a wonderfully brilliant collection of geek toys to tickle your big brain.

The Undead! The Uprising! The Unsurpassed AWESOMENESS that is everything Zombie. Even if you don't like zombies we're betting that you know someone who does. Zombies are sweeping the nation (not literally, can you imagine a zombie with a broom?!) with undead fever and we've got all of the latest zombie merch for your delight and enjoyment.

The infamous Hammer and Sickle. CCCP. Russia. Communism. It's all here in this awesome logo. Logos are more memorable than words and while having a shirt on it that says "Communist" would certainly be pretty rad we think that the logo says it better. Rock one of these hammer and sickle hoodies anywhere you go and make sure to pop a Commie mint into your mouth before you hit the town.

Arr! Pirates are more popular than your high school cheerleading captain. They're also meaner, angrier, and probably better at sailing and robbing people. Yeah, they might not be so great at wearing short skirts and singing a national anthem but they're great at burying treasure and hobbling around with fake legs attached. Everybody loves pirates, even if they don't realize it yet.

Devil duckies are cute, collectible, and cool. Everybody likes these things whether it's the 20 year old punk rocker who goes right for the Tattoo duckie or the little girl who collects them and is overjoyed to find a YinYang one for her collection. They're great for bath time or to use as decorations for your bathroom.

Black cats are long believed to be bad luck. Here at Merch-Bot we shun superstitions and say "bring it on!" to those old fashioned shenanigans. These little kitties are cute and friendly and while we'd like to guarantee that nothing bad will happen should they ever cross your path we can't make any promises. But really, they're just cute little kitties that want to make you happy.

Meat. When you see a pig what do you think of? Manure? Farm life? Charlottes Web? Not us! We see bacon. Bacon, bacon, and more bacon. And boy have we GOT the bacon! And the steak come to mention it. Meat is a growing obsession in our humble nation and we're all about it. Want bacon bandaids? Hoodies? Dental Floss? Wallets? We can hook you up with the latest and greatest in bacon merch.

Vegetables are a humans best friend. That is, if you're not a meat fan. Maybe broccoli is what gets you going and bacon is your evil nemesis. We understand that not everybody loves the meat thing and vegetables can be cool too! Wearing a Broccoli shirt is a bold, beautiful statement.

Oh Jeeze! Did you know that "jeeze" is another way of saying Jesus? Or how about saying "Oh my God". God and his buddy Jesus are all around us in our conversations, literature and even our toast! (we can help you out with the toast thing). Jump on the jesus bandwagon. But just as a disclaimer, that wagon does NOT guarantee a free ride to heaven.

Bees are cute and fuzzy. Bee-otches are cute and fuzzy and FAMOUS! Isn't it ironic how something so simple can gain such huge popularity when you slap it into a super-cool action movie? Well these little guys were around before their movie debut and they're just the cutest little products. We love bees and bee-otches alike.

Ahh at last, the infamous ninjas! Ninjas have been idolized for centuries and are slowly working their way into the novelty products realm. Every little boy has dreams of being a ninja, and hey lets not be sexist there are a lot of girls out there that dig these silent, attacking assassins too!

Some people say that fairies and unicorns aren't real. To those people we say, get a life. They are real and they come in the form of mints, finger puppets and super cool folders! And the next time that someone around you says they don't believe in fairies maybe you should hit them with our fairy swatter.

Party, party, party! Where tha party at? Clearly it's not here because we're simply the lowly party merch providers. But you my friends, you are the party throwers. You can rock the house down with all of our great supplies and throw a shin dig for the whole world to remember. Ok, that might be exaggerating a little bit.

Merch-Bot? You LOVE Merch-Bot! They're your favorite store, aren't they? Well show a little love and represent the Bot with a rad shirt featuring our even radder logo! Wearing our products makes you .01 times more likely to encounter ninjas, zombies and robots in your daily life. Seriously.

All of those disgusting products that make you laugh, cry, and want to vomit. Like fart makers, poop soap, and fake vomit. Why, you may ask, would anybody like this stuff? Quite frankly I have no answer to that, but they do. And we are here to serve whether it's with insta-poop or a fancy remote controlled fart machine.

Poop gets its own category! You might think it would be under the gross bit, but no. We have enough poop merchandise to fill up a whole category. Isn't that awesome? If you're in the market for some great fake poop then you've definitely come to the right place.