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Not Bacon

Not bacon you say?! WHO would want anything but bacon? Well, hate to break it to you but some people out there like meat but not necessarily bacon. Maybe they really like steak, or just the idea of a dead, juicy animal served up on a plate with barbecue sauce. Meat is rad. Love the meat.

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