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MERCH-BOT: wants to inform the world that we have our infamous BUTT FACE towels and soap back in stock! YESSSS! Get yours before we sell out again. Jul 3 @ 02:59 PM
MERCH-BOT: Its warm, and Merchbot has your back! All ladies tank-tops are 20% off, today only. High fives are always free! Jul 2 @ 10:57 AM
MERCH-BOT: Did ya Know....All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately). Jul 2 @ 10:55 AM