Action figures are a great way of personifying your unique and quirky friends personalities into stereotypes. Know a male nurse? Buy them an action figure of it! Know someone who owns to many cats and is a little bit insane? The Crazy Cat Lady is perfect! We've got 'em all.

Good old classic toys from back in the hay day of toy making. Yes they're cheap, yes they are pointless. But by goodness they're awesome in all of their retro glory.

Gags are all of the toy products that make people laugh. Yes, most things in this store make people laugh but gag toys are the cream of the laugh-making crop. Jokes, pranks, gags... call them what you will and we will provide them for you!

It's classic, but new! So then it's not classic? Yes, yes it is. It's a classic because it will go down in history someday as being awesome and classic. Much like this store. We are classic, but also new. Get it?

Playing cards are useful and cool all at the same time. Maybe you need glow in the dark, waterproof ones for all of your swimming parties in the middle of the night. Or 3-d Shark ones. You can build houses with them or beat your friends at go fish.

String dolls are hand crafted little collectible dollies made from one continuous piece of string. They're cute and useful to hang from a rear view mirror or keychain. And if you're ever absolutely in desperate need of a piece of string they may just save your life.

Boogily heads are cute little collectible dolls and figures that are designed just be make you go "aww". They're designed by Gus Fink and come in many different types. Yes, they're slightly creepy but that's alright because creepy is the new cute.

Sometimes you just want to hug something. Hugs are great, we endorse hugs. In fact we love squishy things. So these guys are absolutely perfect for us! And for you. They're fun and squishy and full of love.

Ahh the infamous catapult. Used in ancient days to kill off enemies, used in modern days to throw chickens, bosses, nuns, or kittens across a room. Who wouldn't want that? Catapulting things around is much more fun than being in jail. Not that the two are related. But whatever.

Sometimes you can't afford to buy a real birthday cake or a dozen roses but you want to express your love anyway. Solution: Grow your own! And no, we don't mean bake a cake or grow a rosebush. Just grow your own fake anything and call it good!