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Classics

Good old classic toys from back in the hay day of toy making. Yes they're cheap, yes they are pointless. But by goodness they're awesome in all of their retro glory.

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Incredible Growing Brain $ 4.95 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Add to Compare	Pencil Thin Mustaches $ 4.95 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Add to Compare	Jumbo Handlebar Mustache $ 5.95 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Add to Compare
Yo-Yo $ 4.95 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Add to Compare	World's Largest Underpants $ 19.95 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Add to Compare	Wind-Up Jolly Chimp $ 2.95 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Add to Compare
Wiggly Hula Guy $ 8.95 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Add to Compare	Wiggly Hula Girl $ 8.95 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Add to Compare	Wacky Wind Ups- Astronaut $ 3.95 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Add to Compare

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