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George Lucas Hates Your Childhood sticker

If he didn’t, he never would have done those Star Wars prequels. You know I’m right. 6″ X...

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You Just Lost The Game sticker

Is it even possible to WIN the game? 6×2 screen printed vinyl sticker.

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$1.00

Kill Your Flatscreen sticker

An updated version of the old hippie axiom, “Kill Your Television.” Nobody actually owns TVs any more,...

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Good Is Dead sticker

Some people say God is dead. Did we make a typo? Or do we just think that everything good is dead? Sticker...

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Don’t Use Contractions sticker

Good advice? Bad advice? Funny joke? You decide. Measures 9×1.25. Screenprinted vinyl stickers.

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$1.00

Kill Your iPod sticker

Forget your TV, kill your iPod! Measures 5.5×1.5. Screenprinted on white vinyl.

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$10.00

Konami Code shirt

Do your remember playing contra when you were a kid? Before every game, you’d get unlimited lives by...

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Honk If You Don’t Exist sticker

Are you existential enough to even own this thing? Screen printed on high-quality vinyl, this bumper sticker is...

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Dyslexics Untie sticker

Some groups unite, dyslexics untie! This bumper sticker will crack up your highbrow friends. Black and White...

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Frak You sticker

Every good BSG fan wants to shout this at the top of their lungs. Frak You is the Battlestar Galactica expletive...

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Frak You, You Frakkin’ Frak sticker

Calling all Battlestar Galactica nerds! This frakkin’ sticker is sure to light a fire under all your...

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Konami code sticker

Up up down down left right left right B A start was the mantra for Contra when I was your age. Screen printed on...

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