Merch Bot in Bellingham, WA - funny zombie shirts, grownup toys, bacon novelties, and home & office distractions

Bacon bacon bacon!

Bacon bacon bacon!

It’s bacon time, y’all! We have bacon wallets, bacon candy, bacon mints, bacon shirts, bacon stickers and pretty much any other bacon thing you can imagine.

Did someone say steampunk?

Did someone say steampunk?

Retro future sci-fi steampunk ray guns. Now THAT’S a mouthful. Our cast resin prop guns come with stands and lend you instant nerd cred.

New Items

New Items

What’s new on the Merch Bot planet? You can find out here. We hand-pick every product in the store, and we like to think it shows.

Our favorite gifts and novelties

Our favorite gifts and novelties

Check out our favorite products. Hand-picked to show you what we love to play with.

Mustaches! Ironic or a lifestyle, their allure can't be denied.

Mustache Charm

Mustache Charm

Mustache lollipops - cola flavored

Mustache lollipops - cola flavored

Humunga Stache - Mini

Humunga Stache - Mini

Mustache Baking Mold

Mustache Baking Mold

Mustache Gift Wrap

Mustache Gift Wrap

Mustache Erasers

Mustache Erasers

Humunga Stache And Beard

Humunga Stache And Beard

Humunga Stache - Junior

Humunga Stache - Junior

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