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Hillary Nutcracker - ultra funny political gift

Hillary Nutcracker - political nut cracker giftHILLARY CLINTON NUTCRACKER! As seen on Neat-o-rama, YouTube, Perpetual Kid and surely to end up on Colbert Report sooner or later, this ultra-sought-after item actually cracks nuts with stainless steel thighs. These are hillarious and sure to be sold out and backordered around the country by the time the holidays arrive, so get yours now!

Regardless of your political affiliation (Democrat or Republican), this is a much more offensively funny way to crack chestnuts roasting or walnuts walling.

Bacon novelties are hot hot hot.

Uncle Oinker\'s Gummy Bacon - strawberry flavor candyBACON IS HOT!Bacon is the meat of choice this year. And boy, can we help you out with all your bacon needs!

From the amazingly-popular Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon candy, air fresheners, and bandages, to lunch boxes, t-shirts and gift wrap.

Get in on this awesomely odd national fascination!

Exclusive Zombie jewelry

Zombie and brain earrings and necklaces

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We just got our collection of exclusive zombie necklaces, zombie earrings, brain necklaces and brain earrings in. Get 'em while they're hot!

Bee-Otch products (as seen in Transformers)

Bee-Otch air fresheners as seen in Transformers

Check out our awesome collection of officially licensed products featuring EvilKid's Bee-Otch logo (remember? Hanging from the rearview mirror of Bumblebee?). Air Fresheners, patches, buttons, full-color stickers...

Shop Zombie - Zombie Shirt line

shop-zombie-front.gifZOMBIE WEEK IS OVER! During Zombie Week, we posted a new zombie t-shirt every day! Shop Zombie, our new clothing company focusing on walking dead zombie t-shirts, zombie stickers, zombie buttons and more has a slew of new products that you'll be able to buy right here! Get on the undead bandwagan and snatch up some of these hot, funny t-shirts now.

Check out our slowly bloating line of Zombie stuff.

New Products For July

Virgin / Slut bubble bath
Virgin / Slut bubble bath
$12.95  $9.95
Save: $3.00 off
Romero's Diner zombie t-shirt - navy
Romero's Diner zombie t-shirt - navy
$19.95  $17.95
Save: $2.00 off
I Heart Brains zombie hoodie
I Heart Brains zombie hoodie
$39.90  $34.95
Save: $4.95 off

I Heart Brains Zombie tank top
I Heart Brains Zombie tank top
$24.90  $19.95
Save: $4.95 off
Cold War Unicorn action figure toys
Cold War Unicorn action figure toys
$13.95  $11.95
Save: $2.00 off

Good Versus Evil unicorns toy set
Good Versus Evil unicorns toy set
$13.95  $11.95
Save: $2.00 off
Broccoli hoodie - black
Broccoli hoodie - black
$45.00  $34.95
Save: $10.05 off
Bacon T-Shirt
Bacon T-Shirt
$19.95  $16.95
Save: $3.00 off

Monthly Specials For July

I HEART Local Music sticker
I HEART Local Music sticker
$2.00  $1.75
Save: $0.25 off
Religion Kills bumper stickers
Religion Kills bumper stickers
$2.00  $1.50
Save: $0.50 off

Bush is a Bastard bumper sticker
Bush is a Bastard bumper sticker
$2.00  $1.75
Save: $0.25 off
Backwards Bush Countdown Keychain
Backwards Bush Countdown Keychain
$12.95  $10.95
Save: $2.00 off
Dick Cheney "Dick" sticker
Dick Cheney "Dick" sticker
$2.00  $1.50
Save: $0.50 off

Jesus Was A Leftie sticker
Jesus Was A Leftie sticker
$2.00  $1.00
Save: $1.00 off
Zombie Ladies Room tank top
Zombie Ladies Room tank top
$23.95  $19.95
Save: $4.00 off
Condom magnet
Condom magnet
$5.00  $3.95
Save: $1.05 off

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Jesus Action Figure
Jesus Action Figure

$10.50  $7.35
Save: $3.15 off

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